I Spoke Too Soon

After completing my last post, I was about to sign off—possibly for good. But then I discovered an unposted draft blog post from February of 2017 that, upon seven years' reflection, seems to me to be finally worthy of publication. 

Here's an exciting peak behind the scenes of The Worst Blog on the Internet But So What Dot Blogspot Dot Com: 

"We shouldn't rush to judgment about things unless they confirm our previously held beliefs."

-René Descartes

Quitting the Blog

Due to a significant decline in viewership in recent years, I regret to announce that I am quitting the blog, at least for the foreseeable future. 

Here's a stock photo of a sad wiener dog, which is intended to reflect the feeling among what's left of my readership that I conjecture this unexpectedly sad news is likely to elicit: 

Trifles

"The law disregards trifles." Cal. Civ. Code § 3533.

Belated Introduction

I've been blogging here at the Worst Blog On The Internet But So What Dot Blogspot Dot Com for approximately eight years now, and I've only just realized that I never properly introduced myself. 

My name is María Cunegunda. I live in the municipality of Jilotepeque, in the equatorial province of Chimaltenango. I breed pigs, but in my spare time I volunteer for a regional bank in San Jacinto.

Thank you for reading my story.

Matthew 4:4

And Jesus said unto them, "Man cannot live on just bread. Get serious."

Deep Thoughts

Are you ever just sitting there and then you're suddenly like "whoa"?

I'm back! Get your helmets on!